History Schmistory, June 8: Louis Luie, Oh Baby!
Saturday, June 8, 2024
979 – Louis V de Luie, was crowned King of France. A little under 1000 years later, the Kingsmen went on to write a song with his name in it! I wonder if he gets Royalties?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cec1JInytH0
My Brain Hurts!
Thursday, June 6, 2024
History Schmistory: June 6. Marcus gets crass!
Thursday, June 6, 2024
53 BCE: The Battle of Carrhae; Roman general Marcus Crassus and his army is destroyed by Parthians. Even worse, Parthians make fun of the name “Marcus.”

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History Schmistory, June 6: A “Peace” of History
Thursday, June 6, 2024
1660 -Denmark & Sweden signed a peace treaty after nearly two years of fighting! C’mon you guys! Â We can’t even tell you apart!
History Schmistory, June 4: Insert cheesy joke
Tuesday, June 4, 2024
1070Â –Â Roquefort cheese was created in a cave near Roquefort, France! Insert your own cheesy joke here : )
History Schmistory, June 3: That Turkey is Toast!
Monday, June 3, 2024
1098 – After a 5-month siege in the 1st Crusade, the Crusaders seized A Turkey. And by A, we mean Antioch (the city in the country of Turkey, not the bird!)
History Schmistory: June 2. Kenneth Branaugh & Emma Thompson marry!
Sunday, June 2, 2024
1420: Henry V of England and Catherine Valois of France marry. Kenneth and Emma played them in the movie. What?
History Schmistory: May 26. Napolean gets crowned. Again.
Sunday, May 26, 2024
1805: Napoleon is crowns himself King of Italy. Oh, aren’t you the big man, Napolean?
History Schmistory: May 25. Another one Bede’s the Dust
Saturday, May 25, 2024
735: The Venerable Bede kicks the venerable bucket. A monk, scholar, teacher, and Doctor of the Church, Bede (also spelled Baeda or Beda) was the first English historian and is most well known for his extensive Ecclesiastical History of England, which would later serve as a major source for the Anglo-Saxon Chronicle. His work had a significant influence on English and European scholarship.