Ludicrous Latin: Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris.

If Caesar were alive, you’d be chained to an oar!

Ludicrous Latin: Noli me vocate, ego te vocabo.

Don’t call me, I’ll call you

Ludicrous Latin: Sona si latine loqueris.

Honk if you speak Latin.

Ludicrous Latin: Non curo. Si metrum non habet, non est poema.

I don’t care. If it doesn’t rhyme, it isn’t a poem.

Ludicrous Latin: Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Today’s Latin Phrase: Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant!

May barbarians invade your personal space!

Ludicrous Latin Returns!

Words to live by.

MarcoWord (French): Joyeux Noel (Merry Christmas)

Today’s MarcoWord (French): Joyeux Noel. Merry Christmas. Joyeux Noel, my French friend. Whoa, change one letter and ‘French friend’ looks like ‘French Fried!’ Cool!”

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Grocerymania, Joyeux Noel Metro 1960, via flick, creative commons contribution

MarcoWord (German): Frohliche Weihnachten (Merry Christmas)

Today’s MarcoWord (German): Frohliche Weihnachten. Merry Christmas. Frohliche Weihnachten! Can I pay in Euros?”

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Today’s MarcoWord (Indonesian): Selamat Hari Natal (Merry Christmas)

Today’s MarcoWord (Indonesian): Selamat Hari Natal. Merry Christmas. Selamat Hari Natal, fellow Indonesioners!”

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